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• If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.
• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.
• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.
• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.
• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”
if barbie were a real woman she wouldn’t wear leggings with a jean skirt #justsayin
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

mileyhighrus:

• If Barbie were an actual women, she would be 5’9” tall, have a 39” bust, an 18” waist, 33” hips and a size 3 shoe.

• Barbie calls this a “full figure” and likes her weight at 110 lbs.

• At 5’9” tall and weighing 110 lbs, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24 and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not menstruate.

• If Barbie was a real woman, she’d have to walk on all fours due to her proportions.

• Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a bathroom scale permanently set at 110 lbs with a book entitled “How to Lose Weight” with directions inside stating simply “Don’t eat.”

if barbie were a real woman she wouldn’t wear leggings with a jean skirt #justsayin

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January 19, 2012


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 This is the face I use to make at customers when they would come into my old job and complain that the prices were too high & they’d leave.

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 This is the face I use to make at customers when they would come into my old job and complain that the prices were too high & they’d leave.

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ktrae:

lippylindsey:

radicccal:

bigballbubblehead:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

YOU HAFTA USE YOUR HEADPHONES OR IT WONT WORK

this is amazingfbdhsiafosa

omfg i kept shivering with the bag bit and stuff omg its amazing

This BLOWS my mind every time 

I love this! 

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